WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HER DIVORCE LAWYER
Why do I have this sudden craving for Frosted Flakes?
Needs more tambourine
AND JUST THEN...
My alarm clock went off.
Count Chocula Finally Reads The Ingredients in His Cereal
-Um, Mary, there's something floating in my tea.
--Nothing to worry about, dear. That's just the roofie I slipped in it. It'll dissolve in no time.
I SELL MADNESS AT BULK RATE