I bought a loud one so you won't hear the voices.
What horrible things have happened in my life that makes me so happy to do the dishes?
Waiter's trays Have come on a LONG way!
Say Tom, have you ever seen Brokeback Moutain?
ONE RINGY DINGY, TWO RINGY DINGY
Bob, if you want to move up in the army you'll need to haul some ass
I want fifty pounds of whatever we've been smoking...