Tonight, you become a woman. When it happens, just lie back, close your eyes and think about shoe shopping.

Giant Bubble Wands Don't know why they never caught on.

It's all about location, but I say f**k it... we can just do it like animals on this slab behind me.

YOU USED MY MR. BUBBLES. WITHOUT PERMISSION.

ONE RINGY DINGY, TWO RINGY DINGY

We missed you. You're the life of the party.

The word of the day is abstinence.