Batman can be really cranky before he's had his morning coffee.
Yes, Dear, Mommy does take "special" medicine because Daddy is a dick.
she laughed at my hat i used her head as a bowl
PLAYING WITH YOURSELF Depending on the game, results vary
Surprise! Those advanced yoga classes really paid off.
How to Fall Asleep
Stuck awake? Youmay have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.
Waiter's trays Have come on a LONG way!