Now about that bed time ....
HOPES AND DREAMS
There they go!
Count Chocula Finally Reads The Ingredients in His Cereal
-Um, Mary, there's something floating in my tea.
--Nothing to worry about, dear. That's just the roofie I slipped in it. It'll dissolve in no time.
-Are you sure?
--All I know is my sister said we needed rubber.
THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO
I have the most peculiar erection.