-Um, Mary, there's something floating in my tea.
--Nothing to worry about, dear. That's just the roofie I slipped in it. It'll dissolve in no time.
SHE ADMIRED HIS GIANT ORGAN
Next stop Hogwarts
Table Dancing You're doing it wrong
Sorry! I can't hear you! These dresses are too loud!
PLAYING WITH YOURSELF Depending on the game, results vary
WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HER DIVORCE LAWYER