-Um, Mary, there's something floating in my tea.
--Nothing to worry about, dear. That's just the roofie I slipped in it. It'll dissolve in no time.
Who is this Mr James and why is he singing about a "Super Freak"?
OH NOES THE INTERNET IS ATTACKING
Cassandra Wondered Why Nobody Asked Her To Dance?
NO CHILD SLEPT THAT NIGHT
HAPPY HOUR Jane's favorite time of the day.
Mrs. Smith, here's that can of whoop-ass you asked for