HAPPY HOUR Jane's favorite time of the day.
WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE HER DIVORCE LAWYER
Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.
ONE RINGY DINGY, TWO RINGY DINGY
Yes, Dear, Mommy does take "special" medicine because Daddy is a dick.
"When I said Tom had a rod, you girls didn't have a clue what I meant, did you?"
Where will you be when yous kicks in?
Right here. Riiiight here...