THIS IS NOT EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
Die, Zombie! DIE!!!
Asked for a Playstation Vita... got daisy from neighbor's yard.
Either my sign language needs work, or these are some cheap bastards.
"Can I have a turn?"
"Nope. I'm having mommy time. Go play with your brother."
"But I'm an only child."
"Make friends with the zebras next door then."
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