THIS IS NOT EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

Die, Zombie! DIE!!!

Asked for a Playstation Vita... got daisy from neighbor's yard. Either my sign language needs work, or these are some cheap bastards.

"Can I have a turn?" "Nope. I'm having mommy time. Go play with your brother." "But I'm an only child." "Make friends with the zebras next door then."

Aw, c'mon, Dad, ya said ya just wanted to LOOK at it.