MOM YOULL NEVER UNDERSTAND ME THIS IS WHO I AM NOW CAN I HAVE A RIDE TO THE MALL?
LOL I dunno who dressed me today
No! You are ugly!
PLEASE HELP ME FEED THIS POOR GOAT GIRL
(Vinny Guadagnino, Snooki)
Forty million years of evolution and I still look like this! That's just great Bob, that's just great...
... And poor Boney, the tallest and ugliest dwarf, took it the hardest of all.
("Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs," Skeletor)