WTH is this? Here's a 20, buy yourself some new jeans.
"Wait! Don't take the picture! I have a dumb expression on my face!"
MOM YOULL NEVER UNDERSTAND ME THIS IS WHO I AM NOW CAN I HAVE A RIDE TO THE MALL?
No! You are ugly!
They ignored my friend requests... I ignored their cries for mercy.
PLEASE HELP ME FEED THIS POOR GOAT GIRL
(Vinny Guadagnino, Snooki)
What a pretty baby it will be....
(Jay-Z, Beyonce... kind of...)