No! You are ugly!
PLEASE HELP ME FEED THIS POOR GOAT GIRL
(Vinny Guadagnino, Snooki)
I don't always fall out of the ugly tree But, when I do, I hit every branch on the way down
The Big Book of British Smiles
Forty million years of evolution and I still look like this! That's just great Bob, that's just great...
Dis what happenz when no readz instrucshuns!