PLEASE HELP ME FEED THIS POOR GOAT GIRL
(Vinny Guadagnino, Snooki)
WTH is this? Here's a 20, buy yourself some new jeans.
MOM YOULL NEVER UNDERSTAND ME THIS IS WHO I AM NOW CAN I HAVE A RIDE TO THE MALL?
IF YOU THINK THAT LOOKS WEIRD
WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE MY FACE
... And poor Boney, the tallest and ugliest dwarf, took it the hardest of all.
("Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs," Skeletor)