Actually gayer than Twilight
(Marcus and Michele Bachmann)
Sad part... it's her daughter's door.
Say that vampires are better than werewolves again!! I dare ya!
JINGLE BELLS, TWILIGHT SMELLS, EDWARD RAN AWAY BELLA DIES JACOB CRIES STAR WARS ALL THE WAY
Alright! Where are those sparkling bastards!?
It's okay, class. I was only kidding about studying "Twilight" for English Literature, You can come out of hiding now.