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-Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? --I would, but you're never home when it occurs.
Via: I Raff, I Ruse
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-Why don't you tell me when you have an org@sm? --I would, but you're never home when it occurs.

U AN MOM BEEN HAPPILY MARRID FOR 23 YEERS? DAT MITE BE STRETCHIN TEH TRUTH
By heyman
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"U an mom been happily marrid for 23 yeers?" "Dat mite be stretchin teh truth."