TREE's a crowd!
There's something funny punny about this...
EVERYDAY IM RUSTLIN'
Guess what I just did in the woods?
You'll have to pick yourself a Ford... The Chevrolets aren't ripe yet.
I can also show you a Kia on a shrub out back.
HELPS TREE EATN MEH
Yay! We're killing trees! Less paper for books. Means less libraries! Yay!
Fly, my pretties! FLY!