Just ignore this idiot... keep walking!
Why did the sloth cross the road?
I don't know. Maybe he just wanted to hold up traffic for three or four hours.
ASS BISON SHALL NOT BE MOVED
Indicator broken. I'm simply making a legal right-paw turn signal.
Mr. Squirrelface, School Crossing-Guard, just before "the accident."
This time we need to hire someone a bit larger.