Mr. Squirrelface, School Crossing-Guard, just before "the accident." This time we need to hire someone a bit larger.

Evening No Rush Hour

"One more time, why are we doin' this?" "Hey, if the chicken can cross the road, so can we."

Why did the sloth cross the road? I don't know. Maybe he just wanted to hold up traffic for three or four hours.

Indicator broken. I'm simply making a legal right-paw turn signal.

Just ignore this idiot... keep walking!

ASS BISON SHALL NOT BE MOVED