Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!
Why did the sloth cross the road?
I don't know. Maybe he just wanted to hold up traffic for three or four hours.
Just ignore this idiot... keep walking!
Evening No Rush Hour
Mr. Squirrelface, School Crossing-Guard, just before "the accident."
This time we need to hire someone a bit larger.