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Just ignore this idiot... keep walking!
Why did the sloth cross the road?
I don't know. Maybe he just wanted to hold up traffic for three or four hours.
Evening No Rush Hour
"One more time, why are we doin' this?"
"Hey, if the chicken can cross the road, so can we."