How'm I Sposta Stay Regular?

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How'm I Sposta Stay Regular?
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Wish I had a newspaper or a magazine 'er somethin'. This is YOUR fault, people. You're not eatin' enough fiber!

I Think He Might Have Been Past the Expiration Date

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Phew! Lunch is getting harder to catch. That last tourist ran pretty fast for a fat guy.

What Did I Get Myself Into?

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"Stop following me! Git your own friends! Mom, tell him hez dopted." Birth control. Why didn't I use birth control?