Ants, ants, ants. It's always ants. Oh, what I'd give for a pepperoni pizza right now.

Ernie was not a morning person.

Dis iz wat ai callz a a cunundrum. Nap time vs. Nom time.

Okay... Whose turn is it to make... THE MORNING COFFEE?!?!

Wish I had a newspaper or a magazine 'er somethin'. This is YOUR fault, people. You're not eatin' enough fiber!

Hey dood! D'ya kno when teh wildebeast roam?

Phew! Lunch is getting harder to catch. That last tourist ran pretty fast for a fat guy.