Mortimer was careful to not relax his guard until the grandkids went home at the end of the weekend.
nappy tiem for periscope..
obur en owts
I wish there was some kind of rollover plan for childhood naps I refused to take.
Ants, ants, ants. It's always ants. Oh, what I'd give for a pepperoni pizza right now.
Ernie was not a morning person.
Dis iz wat ai callz a a cunundrum. Nap time vs. Nom time.
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