Great, Now I'm More Tired Than Before the Weekend

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Mortimer was careful to not relax his guard until the grandkids went home at the end of the weekend.

Regrets

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I wish there was some kind of rollover plan for childhood naps I refused to take.

Would You Like Ants on That?

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Ants, ants, ants. It's always ants. Oh, what I'd give for a pepperoni pizza right now.

Decisions, Decisions

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Dis iz wat ai callz a a cunundrum. Nap time vs. Nom time.