"Touch me and die"
... and if you leave the seat up again, you'll find yourself missing more than a few tufts of fur!
CAN'T TOUCH DIS!
One day soon, teh summer warms will maek mai hoomin open teh windo an den yur dayz wil be ober.
U tuch her u di!!
Sure pull the tail. See what happens, kid.
Kick it in again
And I'll eat you.
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