DON'T MAKE ME SHOVE THIS SHOE UP YOUR ASS
Iz time for you to pay for protection so nuttin' happens to those nice neat garbage cans of yours. Be a shame if they got all knocked over now wouldn't it?
If i find out who's poop that was...
You know what you can do with your Fruit Loops?
Stand bak! Aiz got a cat
an aiz nut afrayd tu use it
... and if you leave the seat up again, you'll find yourself missing more than a few tufts of fur!
Quit your crying or I'll give you something to cry about.