Stand bak! Aiz got a cat
an aiz nut afrayd tu use it
"Touch me and die"
AND WHEN I GET OUT, YOU SHALL BE THE FIRST TO DIE!
... and if you leave the seat up again, you'll find yourself missing more than a few tufts of fur!
CAN'T TOUCH DIS!
One day soon, teh summer warms will maek mai hoomin open teh windo an den yur dayz wil be ober.
U tuch her u di!!
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