They told me I could be anything... so I became philosophical.
Just call me Phil
They told us we could be anything
So we became apples
They told me I could be anything
So I became a cobra.
They said I could be anything...
so I became a gnome.
They told me I could be anything I wanted.
So I is a snow.
They told me I could be anything I want...
So I became SOMEBUNNY
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