Take a horse they said,
you will be much faster they said.
TEHY SEDS I CULD BE ENYFING
... so I became an earring.
"Go on lion safari, they said! There will be plenty of wildlife, they said! The animals will almost eat off your hand, they said! I don't see a damn thing!"
"Maybe we should demand our $20 back!"
Cheer up, they said
Things could be worse, they said
I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse
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