"Go on lion safari, they said! There will be plenty of wildlife, they said! The animals will almost eat off your hand, they said! I don't see a damn thing!"
"Maybe we should demand our $20 back!"
DO SOME WORK EXPERIENCE THEY SAID
CHARACTER BUILDING, THEY SAID
Bring A horse they said...
It will be Faster they said.
Take a horse they said,
you will be much faster they said.
You should buy a slide, they said.
It'll be tons of fun, they said.
TEHY SEDS I CULD BE ENYFING
... so I became an earring.
THEY SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME A DOOR KNOCKER
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