Cheer up, they said
Things could be worse, they said
I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse
Drink all teh purple grape juice day said.
Iz totalleh harmless day said!
"Go on lion safari, they said! There will be plenty of wildlife, they said! The animals will almost eat off your hand, they said! I don't see a damn thing!"
"Maybe we should demand our $20 back!"
DO SOME WORK EXPERIENCE THEY SAID
CHARACTER BUILDING, THEY SAID
Bring A horse they said...
It will be Faster they said.
Take a horse they said,
you will be much faster they said.
You should buy a slide, they said.
It'll be tons of fun, they said.
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