THEY SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME A DOOR KNOCKER
"Go on lion safari, they said! There will be plenty of wildlife, they said! The animals will almost eat off your hand, they said! I don't see a damn thing!"
"Maybe we should demand our $20 back!"
Take a horse they said,
you will be much faster they said.
Drink all teh purple grape juice day said.
Iz totalleh harmless day said!