Bring A horse they said...
It will be Faster they said.
Take a horse they said,
you will be much faster they said.
Cheer up, they said
Things could be worse, they said
I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse
TEHY SEDS I CULD BE ENYFING
... so I became an earring.
THEY SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME A DOOR KNOCKER