Some People Need Very Specific Instructions

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Some People Need Very Specific Instructions
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Take a horse they said, you will be much faster they said.

You're About To Get Your Money's Worth!

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You're About To Get Your Money's Worth!
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"Go on lion safari, they said! There will be plenty of wildlife, they said! The animals will almost eat off your hand, they said! I don't see a damn thing!" "Maybe we should demand our $20 back!" "Soon"

Not Trying That Again

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Cheer up, they said Things could be worse, they said I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse