Bring A horse they said...
It will be Faster they said.
Cheer up, they said
Things could be worse, they said
I cheered up, and sure enough, things got worse
TEHY SEDS I CULD BE ENYFING
... so I became an earring.
Drink all teh purple grape juice day said.
Iz totalleh harmless day said!
DO SOME WORK EXPERIENCE THEY SAID
CHARACTER BUILDING, THEY SAID