Take a horse they said,
you will be much faster they said.
DO SOME WORK EXPERIENCE THEY SAID
CHARACTER BUILDING, THEY SAID
You should buy a slide, they said.
It'll be tons of fun, they said.
THEY SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME A DOOR KNOCKER
"Go on lion safari, they said! There will be plenty of wildlife, they said! The animals will almost eat off your hand, they said! I don't see a damn thing!"
"Maybe we should demand our $20 back!"