So Much for Elephants and Their Amazing Memories

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So Much for Elephants and Their Amazing Memories
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OBAMA'S POLICIES DESTROYED THE ECONOMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO, YOU ARE REMEMBERING IT WRONG.

(Republican debates, Steve Carell)

Mother Monster Prefers to Call It Her "Vessel"

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Mother Monster Prefers to Call It Her "Vessel"
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I WAS BORN THIS WAY FALSE. THAT WOULD HAVE DECIMATED MY MOTHERS VAGINA

(Rainn Wilson)