I thought I told you to feed Uncle Pei!?
Dammit. She came, rolled over and went to sleep. What am I supposed to do now?
Hmm..How do you say Herpes in German?
IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO BE A BALLERINA WITH NO LEGS
NOW THAT THERE IS YOUR PROBLEM
HAD SEX WITH CHUCK NORRIS TOTALLY WORTH IT!