I thought I told you to feed Uncle Pei!?
My smartphone changes "lol" to "LOL" making me sound overexcited...
SWEET TRUCK! SORRY ABOUT YOUR DICK
I'M ALL OUT OF LUV! I'M SO LOST WIFOUT U!
I need to go to work But it's so warm in here
BEAR D**K PUNCH
Oh, most assuredly, it IS going to hurt!