I need to go to work But it's so warm in here
McDonald's doesn't deliver.
WE CAN'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT. WE'RE OUT OF CASTROL.
SWEET TRUCK! SORRY ABOUT YOUR DICK
NOW THAT THERE IS YOUR PROBLEM
When you wish upon a star, you're a few million lightyears late. That star is dead. JUST LIKE YOUR DREAMS.
i haz a grieving