My smartphone changes "lol" to "LOL" making me sound overexcited...
You thought I cared?
PARKOUR You're doing it wrong
SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL
JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!
Oh, most assuredly, it IS going to hurt!
i haz a grieving
SWEET TRUCK! SORRY ABOUT YOUR DICK