cielin cat plz hlp uz! :(

FRIENDZONE LEVEL 99

SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!

OH GOOD GREIF

Oh, most assuredly, it IS going to hurt!

McDonald's doesn't deliver.

MY BED IS TOO LARGE. I HAVE TO ROLL OVER 1 AND A HALF TIMES TO GET OUT OF IT.