LAST TIME DAD PLAYED WITH ME I WAS STILL IN HIS BALLS
I thought I told you to feed Uncle Pei!?
Oh, most assuredly, it IS going to hurt!
SWEET TRUCK! SORRY ABOUT YOUR DICK
HAD SEX WITH CHUCK NORRIS TOTALLY WORTH IT!
When you wish upon a star, you're a few million lightyears late. That star is dead. JUST LIKE YOUR DREAMS.