SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL
JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!
OH GOOD GREIF
LAST TIME DAD PLAYED WITH ME I WAS STILL IN HIS BALLS
Oh, most assuredly, it IS going to hurt!
My smartphone changes "lol" to "LOL" making me sound overexcited...
When you wish upon a star, you're a few million lightyears late. That star is dead. JUST LIKE YOUR DREAMS.
Hmm..How do you say Herpes in German?