i haz a grieving

WE CAN'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT. WE'RE OUT OF CASTROL.

Dammit. She came, rolled over and went to sleep. What am I supposed to do now?

Who the hell put a lego there!?

I'M ALL OUT OF LUV! I'M SO LOST WIFOUT U!

HAD SEX WITH CHUCK NORRIS TOTALLY WORTH IT!

NOW THAT THERE IS YOUR PROBLEM