SWEET TRUCK! SORRY ABOUT YOUR DICK
i'm drowning in grass again
Oh, most assuredly, it IS going to hurt!
Dammit. She came, rolled over and went to sleep. What am I supposed to do now?
PARKOUR You're doing it wrong
HAD SEX WITH CHUCK NORRIS TOTALLY WORTH IT!
LAST TIME DAD PLAYED WITH ME I WAS STILL IN HIS BALLS