I can't remember what I came out here for.
My smartphone changes "lol" to "LOL" making me sound overexcited...
Hmm..How do you say Herpes in German?
I'M ALL OUT OF LUV! I'M SO LOST WIFOUT U!
McDonald's doesn't deliver.
Dammit. She came, rolled over and went to sleep. What am I supposed to do now?
IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO BE A BALLERINA WITH NO LEGS