i haz a grieving
WE CAN'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT. WE'RE OUT OF CASTROL.
Dammit. She came, rolled over and went to sleep. What am I supposed to do now?
Who the hell put a lego there!?
I'M ALL OUT OF LUV! I'M SO LOST WIFOUT U!
HAD SEX WITH CHUCK NORRIS TOTALLY WORTH IT!
NOW THAT THERE IS YOUR PROBLEM
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