Forever a Loan
i went to the bathroom with my socks on and the floor was wet now my socks are wet...
OH GOOD GREIF
WE CAN'T HAVE SEX TONIGHT. WE'RE OUT OF CASTROL.
SO IF MY MATH IS CORRECT YOU'LL BE THIS DEEP IN S**T
SWEET TRUCK! SORRY ABOUT YOUR DICK
My smartphone changes "lol" to "LOL" making me sound overexcited...