"Can you hear me now?"
"Yes, yes... quite clearly."
Did you hear the one about the talking cow that didn't kill anyone?
Neither have I
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
Knowing that no matter what, you will never get a word in edgewise.
When you said you could eat me all up
I thought you were talking figuratively!
I said, 'WHAT'S YOUR NAME?'!
You say something first No you! You know how shy I am!
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