There there, I'll make the sads go away.
Wingman of the Year
Ahhh... teh sweet nektur ob mai garbaj sent'd pawz.
WAR? DON'T CARE. HAD MILK.
I love humans! They're so sweet and chewy!
Deh chicks love meh cause theh think i'm all sensetive & sh!t, ya know...
Lets see if revenge really IS sweet.