The Ferengi love to have their lobes stroked
Save your strength, Spock. You'll get used to it. Once you've had it as many times as I have, you will not want to escape.
(Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley)
I've seen enough Star Trek to know where this is going.
Day 290 on the star ship cuteyprize we ate some friskies today
When you can't get all the conditional out of your hair.. ...it saps your self-confidence
You're doing that Spock thing wrong.
The logical thing to do would be to click right here for MOAR SPORTZ!