But Captain... One Does Not Simply Warp Into Mordor
And thank you Ursa Major for the red shirts I'm about to receive!!
Captain your transparent bid for attention will not work with me
(William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy)
I've seen enough Star Trek to know where this is going.
You're doing that Spock thing wrong.
The logical thing to do would be to click right here for MOAR SPORTZ!
LET'S PLAY A GAME
It's called, "Guess Who Doesn't Fit in Their Uniform Any More"
(William Shatner, Kate Mulgrew, Patrick Stewart)