The question you have to ask yourself is...
"Is its edibleness commensurate with its dangerousness?"
Yeah, look at him over there. Eating that cheeseburger... just wait until he comes over here to get some lettuce!
When you're just walking along, minding your own business, do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?
Build it... they will come!
THE ONE ENJOYING A McDOUBLE
Stupid cat couldn't find his butt with 4 paws and a mirror.