THE ONE ENJOYING A McDOUBLE
who stalks the stalkers?
When you're just walking along, minding your own business, do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?
Stawlken yer mum shez pwettey
Yeah, look at him over there. Eating that cheeseburger... just wait until he comes over here to get some lettuce!
Stupid cat couldn't find his butt with 4 paws and a mirror.
The question you have to ask yourself is...
"Is its edibleness commensurate with its dangerousness?"