The question you have to ask yourself is... "Is its edibleness commensurate with its dangerousness?"

Yeah, look at him over there. Eating that cheeseburger... just wait until he comes over here to get some lettuce!

When you're just walking along, minding your own business, do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?

Dont you sometimes feel... Like you're being watched??

Build it... they will come!

THATS HIM THE ONE ENJOYING A McDOUBLE