The question you have to ask yourself is...
"Is its edibleness commensurate with its dangerousness?"
When you're just walking along, minding your own business, do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?
Stawlken yer mum shez pwettey
Go bak 2 sleepz nobodi heer
who stalks the stalkers?
Yes. It's behind you.
Stupid cat couldn't find his butt with 4 paws and a mirror.