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Real athletes don't cry.
No, stupid! You pick up small furry animals by the scruff of the neck. You pick up a 500 lb turtle with a fork-lift!
If you don't know, now you know!
13-0 DOESN'T CLAIM TO BE CHOSEN BY GOD
(Aaron Rodger, Green Bay Packers)
LOL I DUNNO IM JUST PLAYING TENNIS
LOL SPORTS I DUNNO!
Uh-oh! Tinky-Winky not make birdy!
Tubby click click!
My milkshake don't bring crap to the yard...
Stupid bat! You're supposed to hit the ball!
Can't you do anything right?!