FOOTBALL AS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR MISMATCHED RELATIONSHIP HER LIGHTNING WIT YOUR ABILITY TO KEEP UP GET OUT WHILE YOU HAVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY LEFT!

Norway is out of butter Now i won't get my christmas cookies

yo guys it's a d-cup alright

GOLF you're doing it wrong

13-0 DOESN'T CLAIM TO BE CHOSEN BY GOD

(Aaron Rodger, Green Bay Packers)

SADLY.. THE BABY TOSS WAS REMOVED FROM THE OLYMPICS ONCE THE BABIES LEARNED TO FLY

I FEEL PRETTY Oh so pretty