I Smell a Double Standard

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Wait - why aren't I squee? I'm small. I'm fuzzy. And I got eight eyes to look adoringly at you!

Mysteries of Nature Explained

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Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.

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