On second thought... I think I'll just drip dry

This bed's mine now.

Wait - why aren't I squee? I'm small. I'm fuzzy. And I got eight eyes to look adoringly at you!

THE "TWO SHEET RULE" IS ENFORCED HERE

You want I should purr?

Ooops... Little Miss Muffet just soiled her knickers...

Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.