"Yes? May I help you? I was taking a nap." "Have you heard the word of Dog today?"
Fank U, but I'ze doan needz anymor gurl skowt kookeez, I'ze alreddy gibbd to mah faborit chariteez, I alweddy herd abowt teh wurd ob Dog, an I no voetz fur ur kandydaet. Wat part ob 'No Solizutting' u no unnerstanz? Nao, pweez GO AWAY!