TAG YOU'RE IT
The rare cobraffe
coiled and poised, ready to lick you to death.
Oh dear... Well, I guess this means I made the "Naughty List" this year.
I's a snake, see??? SSSSSSSSS
HOW TO MAKE IT SO YOUR WIFE'S MOM NEVER COMES OVER AGAIN.
THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN,
JUST GET ON THE SNAKE!