TURNING RIGHT IN 5 MILES BETTER SIGNAL NOW
HURRY UP, GRANDMA! I'M LATE FOR A VERY IMPORTANT MEMEING!
Why did the sloth cross the road?
I don't know. Maybe he just wanted to hold up traffic for three or four hours.
What are you laughing about?
I type faster than you do!
Oh Hell - I need a "G" and it's all the way over there.
Hey buddy! How do we get this thing out of second gear??