I sleep a lot so I have the energy to sleep more.

Kite Cat got tangled in tree.

Only had to read "Goodnight, Moon" 12 times this time.

What the hell was I sleeping on last night?

Nose boop nawt advised!

Angry Birds... not so angry, akshuli

Wut seemd liek juzt a cuppla glassez uv wine lazt nite feelz liek teh graepz uv rath tuday.