Linda struggled to hold onto the laces, knowing that if she let go it would wipe out half of Kentucky.

JACK, I WANT YOU TO DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR POULETS

Damn, chicken, how did you get to be so funny?

ANY CAPTION would unfairly distract you from this magnificence

I PUTZ ON BARRY WHITE IZ U IN DA MOOD YET?

ARE YOU LOST MA'AM? HEAVEN IS A LONG WAY FROM HERE