Elmo says how many things beginning with "B" can you find in your house?

I have seen enough Sesame Street to know here this is going

(Jason Bateman, Elmo)

sesame street is on? not bad.

(Taylor Lautner)

I GOT 99 COOKIES CAUSE A B**CH ATE ONE

TODAY BOYS AND GIRLS WE'RE GONNA SHOW YOU ANOTHER FORM OF CONTRACEPTION... ...THE SPONGE!

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT COOKIES BUT WHEN I DO, I EAT THEM IN A HORRIFYINGLY VIOLENT MANNER

(Cookie Monster)