I have seen enough Sesame Street to know here this is going
(Jason Bateman, Elmo)
I GOT 99 COOKIES CAUSE A B**CH ATE ONE
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT COOKIES BUT WHEN I DO, I EAT THEM IN A HORRIFYINGLY VIOLENT MANNER
sesame street is on? not bad.
Elmo says how many things beginning with "B" can you find in your house?
Heh, heh. THAT TICKLES! Un-original bastard.