Act normal and the keepers will never figure out we're planning a revolution.
Sumfin juzt grayzd mai flippr.
Yur pengwin shud stay fresh nao.
Itz got a gud seel awn it.
"TELL ME YOU LOVE ME"
That has got to be the sealiest thing I've ever heard
MY NAILZ LOOKZ AMAZIN U KNO U WANTZ THEM
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