HOW ABOUT I MAKE IT A LEAD SANDWICH?
Even after 5 years of marriage, Steve never ever really listened to what Mary said. If he had, this may have ended differently. I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions? Yeah, why aren't you in the kitchen making me a sandwich?
I made you a sammich but it eated me
Could you make me a sandwich, Sarah
(Matthew Broderick, Sarah Jessica Parker)
Now, what do you say if he wants mustard on his sandwich?