It's all right... I ordered Jimmy Johns
Now, what do you say if he wants mustard on his sandwich?
Could you make me a sandwich, Sarah
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HOW ABOUT I MAKE IT A LEAD SANDWICH?
Even after 5 years of marriage, Steve never ever really listened to what Mary said. If he had, this may have ended differently. I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions? Yeah, why aren't you in the kitchen making me a sandwich?
I made you a sammich but it eated me
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