Holy crap... what do you feed that thing?? Cheese doodles and beer, Sir... Beefcake... BeefCAAAKE!!!
You might want to wait a few minutes before you go in there.
Come, my little ball of clay. I shall shape you like I have shaped Russia: By forcing my will upon you until you submit.
Let's call Vlad..... he should be able to pull us out with his teeth
God outsourced some of it
Russia changes you, man