Everyone, allow me to present my hedgehog massage therapist friend.
His name is Sonic. He became a massager after retiring from professional running.
"Didya leave it on hiz front step??" "YES! Now shaddup and RUN!!!"
IT TOOK 30 YEARS, BUT I CROSSED THE FINISH LINE!
That girl with golden locks couldn't have gotten far!
Did someone say apples?
Dude, you just FLEW by that coffee table.
Dude! Just give him back the peanut!
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