Cold feet cold feet cold feet
Everyone, allow me to present my hedgehog massage therapist friend.
His name is Sonic. He became a massager after retiring from professional running.
"Didya leave it on hiz front step??" "YES! Now shaddup and RUN!!!"
IT TOOK 30 YEARS, BUT I CROSSED THE FINISH LINE!
That girl with golden locks couldn't have gotten far!
Did someone say apples?
Dude, you just FLEW by that coffee table.
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