Dis cheezburger seams a bit vindiktive.
Everyone, allow me to present my hedgehog massage therapist friend.
His name is Sonic. He became a massager after retiring from professional running.
"Didya leave it on hiz front step??" "YES! Now shaddup and RUN!!!"
B*TCH YOU BETTER RUN
hooligans! get outta my yard!!
Oh, yeah... the can's about to get opened on you!