OMFG WHERE'D YOU SAY THE LAND MINES WERE?
STOP RUNNING I LOVE YOU
Believe me...you do NOT wanna know what's in that bush!
"Didya leave it on hiz front step??" "YES! Now shaddup and RUN!!!"
Cold feet cold feet cold feet
Everyone, allow me to present my hedgehog massage therapist friend.
His name is Sonic. He became a massager after retiring from professional running.