And I DON'T Want a Cracker!

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And I DON'T Want a Cracker!
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I don't want to sit on your shoulder Nor do I intend saying "pieces of eight!"

All Your Armrests Are Belong to Me

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AIRPLANE ETIQUETTE: THE PERSON IN THE MIDDLE GETS BOTH ARMRESTS. AISLE GUY GETS LEGROOM/BATHROOM ACCESS, WINDOW GUY GETS THE WINDOW AND A PLACE TO REST HIS HEAD. DON'T BE GREEDY.