I don't always smoke but when I do I smoke dos equis...wait what?
(Sir Ian McKellen)
and that children is how babies are made
I had sex with a guy in a movie but its whatever
(Jake Gyllenhaal, Anderson Cooper)
IT'S SIMPLE..... WE ELECT THE BACHMANN
It called me a lesbian... He must know about you and Justin Bieber
(Selena Gomez, David Henrie)
Oh hello... didn't see you there!
Everytime I clap my hands a child in Africa dies... Then stop clapping you evil bastard!
Your Body is a Temple
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Some Kids Are Evil Geniuses
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This Teacher Gets to Keep Her Job?
Helmets Won't Protect Against This Fall
No Complaints Here
Maybe That's a Sign Your Relationship Isn't Working Out
Average Joe vs. Engineer
A BART Employee Reaches New Levels of Laziness
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