I had sex with a guy in a movie but its whatever
(Jake Gyllenhaal, Anderson Cooper)
I don't always smoke but when I do I smoke dos equis...wait what?
(Sir Ian McKellen)
You have a great chance at winning "Dancing With Star Wars" R2D2. The Wookiee is totally blowing his hip hop routine.
(R2-D2, Ken Jeong)
My legs are longer than Kim Kardashians wedding. lolz
Maybe he's born with it maybe it's Mescaline
(Steve Buscemi with Michele Bachmann eyes)
Whatcha thinkin' 'bout Nuffin' jus' Hossen stuffs
(Seth Rogan, Paul Rudd)
Who's actually watching this?