and that children is how babies are made

(Steven Martin)

DAT ARROW TOOK A CHUCK NORRIS TO DA KNEE

CLEARLY 'SHOPPED I can tell by the garter belt. Paris Hilton would never wear underwear.

(Paris Hilton)

Does servicing the community count as Community Service?

(Lindsay Lohan)

I made you a bass But I dropped it.

(Skrillex)

Has anyone seen this piece of pizza? I got drunk and lost it.

(Gary Busey)

LOOK MA NO GAG REFLEX

(Kim Kardashian)