Doodle on, flatulance!
I like turtles
("The Neverending Story")
I'm so hungry...
Don't tell anyone but I just peed in the pool
(James Cameron, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet)
I don't always steal fur coats, but, when I do I steal fake fur.
The Least Interesting Man in the World
Your Errol Flynn is too Vincent Pricey.
I have a giant throne made of swords now. Giant thrones made of swords are cool.